He is four years old and he is bugging his Mother?
So she said, “Jimmy, why don’t you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you’ll learn something.”
Jimmy was gone about 2 hrs. When he came home his mother asked him what he learned.
Jimmy replied, “Well first you put the God Damn door up, then the Son of a bitch doesn’t fit, so you take the cock sucker back down, then you have to take a Cunt hair off each side and put the Mother Fucker back up.”
Jimmy’s mother said. ” You wait till your Dad comes home!”
When Jimmy’s dad got home, mom told him to ask Jimmy what he had learned across the street that day.
Jimmy told his dad the whole story.
Dad said, “Jimmy, go outside and get a switch.”
Jimmy replied, “FUCK YOU, that’s the Electrician’s job!